Tomorrow night I'll get my husband to take me out to dinner (should be easy, since it's his night to cook). I'll find a way to get the waiter alone, and slip him the mini baby bottle I bought today. I'm going to ask the waiter to fill it with beer (so it won't float) and put it in his glass when he gets a refill.
I'm going to send my mom flowers with a card that says "Congratulations, Grandmom" and no signature. Then, I just have to wait for her to call!