- Baby, if you were a library book, the fines would start racking up today. Just saying.
- Unless you're a contraction - I don't care.
- Every day that you're pregnant increases the likelihood that you'll have the baby tomorrow.
- Watch this space for something exciting, but not today.
- My husband said he forgot to send the calendar in with the baby.
- Where or where is my mucus plug?
- Launch sequence delayed.
- I hereby declare an eviction notice!
- Don't call me, I'll call you.
- Watch this space for further updates or cute baby pictures!
