Here's my Top 10 zippy answers to snippy questions (these are on the back of my business cards).

1. No, we're not ... (fill in the religion of your choice)
2. Yes, we do know what causes that and we like it very much, thank you.
3. Yes, we do know what birth control is; it's for people who don't want children.
4. Of course they're all mine. Do you think I take 6 kids shopping for fun?
5. No, we're not on welfare, in huge amounts of debt, and no, my husband is not a doctor or lawyer. We just budget well.
6. 12 passenger van.
7. Check back in 9 months and you'll see for yourself.
8. My kids are glad it's me and not you too! ;-)
9. Obviously we get a little time to ourselves, or we wouldn't have 6 kids.
10. Yes, I gave birth to them all. Do you really believe the stork dropped them off?

Submitted by: Myris