Pregnancy Jokes and Humor - What's in a name?

So I was reading our Humor Guide's list of aptonyms, names that are perfectly suitable for someone or their job, and couldn't help but be tickled by some of the names I've heard for obstetricians, midwives, lactation consultants and others in the pregnancy field. So I thought it might be fun to share with you some I've heard and see what you can add to the list just be sure to tell us the name and profession.

• Dr. Hyman (Obstetrician)
• Dr. Pain (Obstetrician)
• Dr. Beaver (Obstetrician)

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• More Pregnancy Humor
• Old Wives Tales